Is Your Brother A Cyclist?
Here are ten things you can give him that he'd definitely appreciate more than a Rakhi, this Raksha-bandhan!
# 10 Commuter Trouser Cuffs:
Keep your brother from looking like something the cat dragged in.'These commuter cuffs serve a dual purpose- they keep your trousers from snagging on the pedals, and keep the mud splatters off your presentation formals. The must-have for any cyclist in a metro.
# 9 Blinky Lights:It's 'Love me, love my bike'. A rakhi for his bike, this will keep him safe and visible on the mean streets. It doesn't matter if he already has one, or two, or ten- you can never have too many lights!
# 8 Boss-sanctioned cycling holiday:
Can a brother get a break?! Well, yes he can. Call the Boss-man. Tell him your brother needs psychiatric care as he is depressed from spending too much time in a grey cubicle. You may sue the company for fostering a terrible work environment. Boss-man offers endless leave, in exchange for not filing lawsuit.
You collect said brother, and ride off into sunset. The End.
# 7 Turn signal indicating helmet:
A turn-signal helmet for your cyclist sibling- making it that much easier you to follow him and see what nefarious activities he's up to.
# 6 An Ass-Saver:How many times did you cover for your brother, growing up? Here's yet another chance to save his sorry ass. These Ass Savers are a nifty way to save ones backside from being mud-splattered. Discreet and simple to attach, the ass-saver can be stored away when the brother is off the bike.
# 5 This tool-kit thats also a swag bracelet:
This will be infinitely more useful to your Brother than a Rakhi. Not only will he look like he belongs to a chain-gang (major street cred), but when he's stranded on the side of a hill, trying to fix a puncture- he'll be insanely grateful to the bracelet, and by extension, to you.
# 4 A years supply of energy-bars:
Do you notice how your brother's always harping on about nutrition while riding, but all his Facebook photos are of him bingeing on Biriyani and Burgers? Let's get him sorted with a years supply of energy-bars, so that he's not tempted to stray into caloriousness.